Things I Can’t Stand

  1. Blow drying my hair.
  2. Being asked if I am pregnant. I AM. NOT.
  3. The neighbors upstairs. (Must you really vacuum at 7 am on Saturdays?)
  4. Fruit. Weird I know but at least Brett doesn’t like it either.
  5. Spiders.  (Like this one)
  6. Trying to sleep with a stuffy nose.  You just can’t breathe!
  7. Having my feet touched. 
  8. Old people drivers. Anyone with a cadillac boat should NOT be allowed to drive.
  9. The neighbors upstairs. (Are you really asking me to turn down Guitar Hero at 7 pm on a Friday?)
  10. Being cold. I wish summer were permanent.

5 Responses to “Things I Can’t Stand”

  1. your upstairs neighbor Says:

    you should combine 3 and 9 to work out some kind of agreement–7 am on Saturday is the only time I have free to vacuum. that’s when all my babies’ daddies have visitation.

  2. Katie Says:

    I totally agree with you on most of those. And if I had upstairs neighbors, I would agree even more!

  3. brett Says:

    So I know we work AND live together, but it would be too easy to just tell you in person. So this will be your only notification:

    I just got off the phone with the landlord and a company will be here Saturday morning to spray inside and out for spiders.

  4. Stacie Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…I love this post. And I totally remember that you hate fruit! I still think that is weird. And don’t you love the pregnancy question? Try getting asked that for 3 1/2 years. (which equals 13 years in mormon world) Kill me.

  5. Ruthanne Says:

    Hi Whitney, I found your blog through Danille’s, you and your husband are hillarious, I had fun reading! Your upstairs neighbors need to lighten up!

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