It had just rained so the water was a little dirty and quite cold.  Needless to say, I was not down with trying it.  We’ll go back in a couple weeks when it’s a little warmer and a little less muddy.

Brett on Sliding Rock on Vimeo.

Brett Crockett:
It’s the Davy Crockett blood in me. An extension of the battle at the Alamo.

Whittney Crockett:
you aren’t even a descendant

Brett Crockett:
yes I am

Whittney Crockett:
no you aren’t

Brett Crockett:
YES I AM!!!

Whittney Crockett:
no you aren’t
you are descended from his brother

Brett Crockett:
yes. but he and his brother had the same blood.

Whittney Crockett:
you still aren’t descended from him

Brett Crockett:
BUT I HAVE SOME OF THE SAME BLOOD!
You’re just jealous.

Whittney Crockett:
You’re right
i am SOOOOOOOOOooo jealous

A couple of times a week we now ride our bikes to work. It takes us fifteen minutes or so and it’s not so bad in the mornings when it’s still cool outside and the entire ride is downhill. We won’t talk about the ride home. So not only do we get more exercise, save gas, lower our carbon footprint and do more sweaty laundry, we also ride over to a little park for lunch. It’s nice to get out of the office for a little while, take our shoes off and lay on the grass.

Unless you suddenly feel wetness on your forehead and wonder why your husband is laughing so dang hard?

Not so nice after all.

And he’s obsessed with it.

The other morning I was in doing my hair and heard funny clicking noises coming from the living room. I go out to find him still in his underwear shooting at make believe stuff on the ground and making exploding noises! We’re supposed to be getting ready for work! I think he’d sleep with it if I let him.

Disclaimer: I know a gun is not a toy. And he hasn’t even loaded the thing once yet so don’t think he runs around with live ammo and a gun strapped to his chest like a fundamentalist from Idaho. But he might just love that thing more than Maggie.

2. I am SO in over my head. I spent two hours in the store and walked out with no thread. THREAD! How do you sew without thread? I cut out the pattern wrong and had to tape it all back together. I didn’t buy enough fabric and had to go back to the store. Then there was the whole threading the needle thing that we’ll pretend didn’t happen. And then I think I spent more time unpicking my stitches than actually making the stitches to begin with. I have a whole gaggle of stuff to learn and a whole lot more unpicking in my future I’m afraid. I think the pillow I tried turned out pretty good for my first time on a machine in a decade but that’s only cause you can’t see my uneven seams. On to the next project…

And if you’re interested you should really check out the graphic fabric prints by Amy Butler. They fill me with some very whimsical daydreams of projects that are so out of my comfort level.

So I’m sure it’s a little odd that Brett got me THIS for Christmas last year. And I actually ASKED for it:

For some reason, I got it into my head that I was gonna learn to sew! And I was gonna teach myself! It might be the hormones….

I really have NO IDEA where this whim came from. I have ZERO inclination or talent to be crafty or creative. (Shocking considering who my mother is.) But I kinda felt like I needed to develop my domestic skills. Basically it came down to two things: 1. it might come in handy and 2. I’m so obsessed with clothes I better learn to make my own.

So you can all laugh to yourselves right now while you picture me using Google to try to figure out how to thread a bobbin and making myself jump everytime I bump the foot-peddle/throttle?/thing.

This is my guide:

Does this look terrifying to anyone else?

Don’t worry I’ll be sure to document the human and textile disasters along the way.

The upstairs neighbor?

She’s vacuuming right now. Which is awesome because it means she won’t be doing it at the crack of dawn tomorrow morning!

However…

This is the FOURTH time she has vacuumed this week.

And it’s only Friday!

I’ll be the one to say it. Her house is WAY cleaner than mine.

While WhittneyLynn is asleep and I can get away with it, I thought I should let her readers know something she probably won’t come right out and say. Probably one more item she’ll add to her list of “Things I Can’t Stand.”

Saturday morning, I was quietly clipping my toenails when Whittney decided to get involved.

“You’re not doing it right” she quipped.

“I’ve been doing it this way for over 20 years and never had any major disasters,” I said.

“Well you’re still not doing it right, and that’s why you’re always scratching me with your toes.”

I’ll admit she’s got a better handle on this cosmetic-type stuff than I do, and i was definitely interested to see how may different ways there could be to use a pair of toenail clippers, so I handed them over to let her show me the “right way.”

Apparently the proper procedure dictates prying the nail apart from the toe and jamming the clippers as near as you can get up to the bones in your toes. Not entirely comfortable, but it seemed effective.

She went from one toe to the next, correctly clipping, and looking rather satisfied at her work when suddenly her face lost all expression. Without looking up, for a split-second, she stared straight forward and then blew a chunk of toenail out her mouth and across the room.

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything in my life as funny as the expression (or complete lack thereof) on her face as a piece of my toenail shot into her mouth and immediately spat back out and ricocheted off the wall. Reading about it doesn’t do the story nearly the justice it deserves, but I thought it was important to get it out there. It made my weekend.

Thanks Whittney. And please be sure to brush your teeth.

About two weeks ago I ran across a local Salt Lake blog where the family had a chance to actually HOLD bear cubs, in their arms!  Brett would DIE to do that.  So I called around a little and found that Bear World has brought some cubs into a nearby Sportsman Warehouse and lets the public hold them and take pictures and that they would be doing it again that coming weekend.

So I suprised Brett with a little trip to fulfill his life’s dream. I told him we had to go “pick something up” and wouldn’t tell him anything else.  We had to go around the back of the building for the exhibit and at that point he became a little uppity that we were going the wrong way and I had to give in and share the surprise.

Brett was able to hold the little girl (he just had to check) bear for a few minutes, get his picture taken with her and talk to her caretaker.  I think the pictures below do a pretty good job of highlighting the natural high he was on.  Hopefully, he’s had his fix for a while and he’ll stop clawing at the furniture.